I'm definitely not jump into this.

So, that being said, does anyone need some kind of lodging? Possibly a place to duck out? There's plenty of space here in this building. Least I can do is make sure some of you have a place to stay and out of the fire. I'll take in as much as I can.

So, today, I realized I need more new clothes. Because I don't know what to wear.

Hm. Wear. I need more colors in my wardr-

Start wearing purple wearing purple
Start wearing purple for me now
All your sanity and wits they will all vanish
I promise, it's just a matter of time...

So yeah, haa~

[ooc; SUP, GOGOL BORDELLO.]

Here's my favorite part about this place -- the post after the curse.

Well, you know- Is this even WORTH explaining to you people?

Uh... the bear is gone, right? We won't have that problem again for the rest of the week. Hopefully.

[Filtered to Friends... you know who you are T_T]
Please, please, please tell me you ignored it. Actually, guys, I just want to say I feel more inclined to explain to my friends than strangers. Anywaaaay... I don't want to mislead anyone. That's all I wanted to say.

That didn't sound stupid, at all.

Soooo... Who else is arou-

[Long, long awkward pause]

YO, CITY PRINCESSES, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, and I'mma gonna let you finish...

But I am the best long lost princess of all time. OF ALL TIME.

[Scandalized silence!]

WHAT DID I JUST SAY?? THAT WAS NOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO POST ABOUT!

[ABRUPT VOICE POST IS A GO! Sounds as if someone just stepped into water, and there's some trashing, possibly because this hit her harder than she thought it would]

-- AH! LET ME GO! DIMITRI! VLADIMIR!

[Sounds of silence]

Oh, n- Oh, great...! I didn't die! I just... ended up in some kind of fountain with my freakin' pajamas. Because that's better than falling off a boat.

My luck is just that awesome.

[She's standing up, muttering to herself, and looking around]

Oh, great. Just great. Take a boat, he says. We'll get there quicker. It's completely safe- SO much for it being SAFE, huh, Dimitri?!

... What the- Ow, something's poking me. [Sounds of something rubbing against the device][END VOICE POST]

Gun powder and gun smoke.

Gee, I really wanted to be smelling that again. It makes me think of home, along with the fact it's more bearable, temperature-wise.

There's something really potent about it. AHA, no, I'm losing it.

But no offense, guys, any sort of history lesson about revolutions makes my stomach churn.

Is anyone not exploding things tonight?

Is that snow? That is is totally snow.

Guys. Snow.

Oh, my god, Hell has literally frozen over, because now it feels somewhat normal for summer.

But I bet you're all going to be a bunch of wet blankets about snow in summer.

[ooc; BRB ROLLING IN THE SNOW]

Hey, how are all of you doing? Did we get nasty stains from the crows, or blew up something?

I'M BORED. Even if we don't know each other, come say hello ♥

( Private; and hackable if you care )

GUESS WHAT.

I don't CARE if you're better than me at something or that you're better than everyone. I've got something REALLY relevant to say:

NO ONE CARES

Lather, wash, rinse, and .

Okay, so.

ANYONE. Is there ANYONE not affected or at least remotely interesting today?

Fall of the Soviet-

I have to wait THAT long?

Oh, my god. I am going to kill him, the next time I see him. I want him to show his sorry face here, so I can honestly KICK HIM.

Who the heck says an orphan is possibly tied to a big family and just up and leaves? See, I know that was too good to be true.

Jerkwad.

Suddenly, it feels like home. I don't even have to be affected by some stupid curse to notice that. It was 1926 at home, after all. And wow, for the record? I had no idea America was that... special. But they really don't let us completely talk about anything in the open at home, too.

Nope, STILL not missing Russia. Just missing a buck tooth moron, ONLY so I can kill him. His partner wasn't all that bad.

Be grateful for what you've got.

Hey, guys. Guys.

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION.

Fully aware that people come from different points in time (and wow, from home THAT far into the future), buuut this should be available to anyone in the library, right?

No strings attached? I hear the fountain is nutty as it is...

ALSO...

...

...

Well, actually, there is no also. I've just drawn a complete blank.

( Privaaate; viewable to the FEMALE Ichigo )

[ooc; ...Somehow, this muse has learned sparkles. And wanted to post solely for the sparkles. Go figure >_>]

So, yeah. Yesterday's curse... Messy. Gross, even. Wow, Ichigo, I'm glad you stay out of trouble, otherwise there would be other things to worry about cleaning up off the carpet.

Everyone certainly can stay out of trouble, can't they~?

Speaking of, this place is really warm during the summer. Yeah, so I'm going to go crawl under my bed, it's already pretty stuffy as it is. And something tells me this is only the beginning. It never got this hot at home.

Is it going to be a quiet week here, or what?

( Is this a private? Why, yes, it is! )

Well.

Wow.

This is the lamest curse I've seen so far. Really, come on, is that all?

At least make people grow tree branches out of their heads or something! Come on. I want to hear from that guy who got locked in a closet by his brother.

Do something interesting.

I?

Don't even want to know. PASS.

There's something in the air, I can feel it.

[ooc; Oh, yes. Affected. This is her first curse, but she is completely unaware of this, but her statement makes it look otherwise?]

So, question, if you will.

How did I make an arch nemesis so quickly?

Let's form a pool and guess which is a good reason. Whether she's crazy or just that depraved.

There goes my attention span. Twice over.

Oh, yeah, "thank yous" are in order for the helpful advice.

Miwako! Your cheerfulness is like one giant ray of sunshine in my life. And I swear I'm not being sarcastic when I say this.

Lyra, ah, yeah, you'll see me in Seventh Heaven. I'll take anything outside of a factory job.

FATHER SPAZZ, THANK YOU for the building recommendations for BUILDING TWELVE. Aside from some sort of slapfest going on up in the top level, it's nice and cozy. Something tells me this building is pretty... lively.

Also, it's nice to meet friendly people who want to visit me that quick, but please refrain, as I am enjoying all this space and rolling around the floor. Otherwise, I'll be forced to chase you out with an umbrella.

And thank you for anyone that was pleasant enough to poke me, outside a certain someone. Don't think I see you, I'm watching you.

Is this a curse? It's going to be a long day. Please don't put me to sleep.

[ABRUPT VOICE POST]
[Sound of some shuffling, possibly someone rubbing the device close to their jacket, and slight static, before a female voice cuts in]
-ould've sworn that.

Okay.

...Whoa. Whoa.

Did I make a wrong turn?

[Hesitant pause here, and a slightly frustrated, maybe even exasperated sound here, followed by what sounds like a small dog whining]

Really funny! I ask for a sign and this is what you give me? Could have sworn it never gets this warm during-

I mean-

Now I'm hot hot.

[A slight shuffle followed again, which sounds like a small dog thrashing about in her arms]

Okay, okay! I get it! This isn't your fault, you need to calm down. Besides, it's probably not too late to turn back, right? And nooot a good idea to be jumping out of my arms, Pooka.

[Few minutes of silence]

...Oops.
[Abrupt cut of transmission!]
[/VOICE POST]

[OOC; from here on out, until she gets a handle on computers, all replies are going to be voice posts. Also. Commentspam, if you wanna. Lolz]